For a thousand years, the battle has been waged. The sole reason humans and elves are locked in a neverending war: The Stick of Truth. But the tides of war are soon to change as word of a new kid spreads throughout the land, his coming fortold by the stars. As the moving vans of prophecy drive away, your adventure begins.
As the New Kid you can use a variety of (bad ass!) classes. Each of these classes features several abilities you will unlock throughout the game, by gathering experience and reaching higher levels, which basically means crushing tons of enemies!
Team up with classic South Park characters who will fight by your side in epic battles. Their abilities will either help you defeat your enemy, or save you in perilous situations. Together you will impose your authority!
And don't forget the Fart attacks you will unlock, regardless of your class. These attacks rely on a persistent fart pressure resource and they will be of great help, either in combat or to use them on the surrounding environment.
As a Fighter you will be the ultimate warrior, able to carry heavy bad ass weapons and the strongest armors in Kuppa Keep. You will start your journey by destroying enemies' balls with Roshambo, which also allows you to stun your opponents!
Ever dreamed of controlling the dark forces of sorcery? By becoming the mage you'll master powerful spells like the Dragon's Breath, allowing you to destroy huge amounts of enemies by showering them with a firecracker's fiery sparks.
You move in the shadows and are able to throw deadly and unpredictable attacks. People may call you a weakling, until they receive one of your Backstabs, after which they'll be most certainly dead...!
You are not afraid to cast the first stone with your secret martial arts. You perform circumcisions with precision and won't shy from summoning a mix of pestilence, fiery hail, flying insects, or a rain of frogs to send your opponent back to their maker.
Noble and mighty, the Wizard King commands all humans of Zaron! He has harnessed the power of farts and will lay waste to any enemy who crosses him. Such is the power of a Wizard and King...
The fairest maiden in all of the kingdom. This breathtaking and lovely Princess is the pride of the human faction, with her unmatched ability to charm men. Don't ask why Kenny wanted to be a chick, it's just how he seems to be rolling right now...
As Court Paladin, it's his job to deliver the Wizard Kings' justice...and his mail. A noble and fair member of the Human faction, this Paladin also has the power to heal.
A brave and strong warrior of the Elven army. Along with his companion Sparky, this warrior serves as the right-hand man to the Elf King, and holds great power in his magical sword summons.
For a thousand years, the Jew Elf has battled bravely against the Wizard King's human army. This leader of the Drow Elves has many strengths, but perhaps most menacing is his ability to kick the baby.
Lord of Song, King of Comedy, and Knower of the Forbidden Note! The Bard is an essential member of the elven army, using the power of music to enchant and destroy his enemies.
|Hard Drive Space||
6 GB available space
Windows XP SP3, Vista SP1, Windows 7, Windows 8
Core 2 Duo 2.5 GHz or equivalent
1.5 GB GB RAM
ATI Radeon HD 3870 or NVIDIA 9800 GT
Requires the Steam client to install and play