Ever wondered if evil aliens live among us? Now, the crankiest of evil aliens can live among you and your human brood! For the Crypto-137 edition of the cult classic alien invasion game, we created a glorious 23"/60cm figurine in the image of our short-tempered extraterrestrial master. And if you say: "Hold my beer!" - he will! Terrorize the people of 1950's Earth as the evil alien Crypto-137. Harvest DNA and bring down the US government. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities. Reduce their cities to rubble with your flying Saucer!
This unique example of human craftsmanship is brought to you by your benevolent Furon overlords.