We can't all quit our day jobs, round up a ka-tet, and set off to protect a mysterious tower from a dark wizard that wants to tear it down and unleash evil upon the world. Er, worlds. Plural. And even if we could, we definitely can't load a six-shooter the way Roland can. Which sorta seems like a prerequisite, when it comes to defeating the Man In Black.
But that doesn't mean we're useless. We can hang up some beautiful wall art like total champs! The secret is not to hang with your hand but with your heart. And we might just start with these ThinkGeek exclusive art prints, inspired by the film adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Tower series. There are two minimalist designs to choose from: one that features three different Gunslinger poses with a bullet border and the phrase Remember The Face Of Your Father, and another one that features Roland, Walter, Jake, a pair of crossed pistols, and the Dark Tower (depicted in stark white, just to really blow everyone's minds). And the best part? They're already framed - because framing is half the battle.*
* The other half of the battle involves chasing people across deserts and shooting with your mind.