Some of the nicest people we know just aren't morning people. They're basically morning Sith. They can be great humanitarians and the best shoulder to cry on, but if you catch them before 10 a.m.? You'll be sorry. To those perky people who insist that mornings are the best time of the day, we'd like to say one thing: if you'd approached me slowly and with coffee, I wouldn't have had to Force Choke you.
Deck out your abode in the Dark Side with this Star Wars Death Star Bedding. The Duvet Cover includes shams with a Star Destroyer and TIE Fighter design, plus a reversible duvet cover with TIE Fighters against a backdrop of the Death Star on one side and plain ol' deep blue space on the reverse (which means you can defandom your bedroom in a hurry if you need to). The Sheets include pillowcases that are white with the Star Wars logo and both fitted and flat sheet feature a black and white linear geometric pattern. Celebrate the superior firepower of the Empire with this bedroom set.