Crotch Krakens, Genital Harpies, and our longtime friend … Gorgonorrhea. Fireballs aren't the only thing that will cause a burning sensation. MTDs also give you Glyphs, so your Spells are going to be as juiced up as your nether regions.
For our more discerning customers, you might want to gain control of the Standee, because when you have it, it protects you from all MTDs that might come slinging your way. That's right! The Standee once again does something, instead of doing nothing.