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Portal Aperture Sports Bra - Medium by ThinkGeek



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  • Platform: Collectibles
  • Publisher: ThinkGeek
  • Developer: ThinkGeek
  • Category: Collectibles

Product Details:

Time for your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercises

You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That's not my opinion; it's right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine, but on you, it looked hideous. But still what does an old engineer know about fashion? Oh, wait, it's a she. Still, what does she know about - oh, wait. She has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.
Let's face it: jumpsuits aren't for everyone. And if you're going to survive those testing chambers, you're going to need to be in shape. There's a lot of jumping and rolling and dodging turret fire involved before you make it out the other side. That's why we recommend this Portal Aperture Sports Bra. Sporty enough to wear to the gym, it lets everyone know you'd rather be playing video games. But you're doing this for humanity's sake. After all, you have to be ready at any time for those Mantis Men.

Product Specifications

  • Portal Aperture Sports Bra
  • Officially-licensed Portal merchandise
  • Underwire free for comfort
  • Racerback made from athletic mesh, so you can feel extra sporty
  • Materials: 95% polyester / 5% spandex front; 100% polyester back
  • Care Instructions: Turn inside out. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low.
  • Imported

Sizing Table

Chest (Relaxed) 24 1/2 in. 26 1/2 in. 28 1/2 in. 30 1/2 in. 32 1/2 in. 36 1/2 in. 38 1/2 in.
Band Size (Relaxed) 22 in. 24 in. 26 in. 28 in. 31 in. 34 in. 37 in.
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