You know how when your body decides it's had enough of this awake stuff, there's basically no way to keep yourself from falling asleep? No amount of coffee or cold water or slapping can overpower your brain's executive decision to sleep. And it happens at the most inappropriate times, when you're driving or you're in the front row in class or a meeting.
Turns out the Borg control human sleep. (That explains all your nightmares, right?) They tap into our brains and zonk everybody out, much like the plot of Dark City. (Which is an awesome movie, and if you haven't seen it, we're really sorry, but uh, spoiler alert.) Wear this sleep shirt to show you're savvy to the Borg's nightly machinations.
100% cotton sleep shirt features a Borg symbol and the words Resistance is futile in bright green against a background of grey Borg cube on black fabric. Boat neck. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Imported.
|Chest||37 in.||38 1/2 in||41 in||43 in||46 1/2 in|
|Body Length||32 in||33 in||33 1/2 in||33 4/5 in||34 in|
|Waist||37 in||38 1/2 in||41 in||43 in||46 1/2 in|