Alchemy - it's science and magic. Two things the Fullmetal Alchemist is really good at. That's the guy in the full suit of armor, right? No? It's the short, scrawny one? But the other one is literally full metal... We just couldn't resist a joke about Alphonse being full metal (but not THE fullmetal). Edward gets the title, but Alphonse gets the dramatic poster treatment. Don't believe us? Take a look at this tee. This Fullmetal Alchemist t-shirt features Edward and Alphonse on the front with Fullmetal Alchemist in both kana and English.