As of September of 2017, Mario is no longer a plumber.
We think this makes perfect sense - it's obvious that someone who was only skilled in plumbing would not be able to shoot fire, jump on Koopa Troopers, race cars, or be regularly called upon to rescue distressed members of royalty. Unless they were stuck in clogged pipes.
Celebrate Mario's career achievements by remembering where it all began.
The Super Mario NES Classic Box Art T-Shirt brings back memories. Specifically, the memories of the small-statured Italian plumber who dared to crawl through the pipes of the underworld to retrieve his princess. 100% Cotton. Machine wash cold; tumble dry low. Imported.