When we upgraded our old CRT box televisions to HD flat screens, we didn't think about the consequences. Then, one day, we took out the old NES and the Zapper light gun, and... devastation. Why oh why didn't we keep that old CRT around? How are we supposed to get those ducks and clay pigeons now? How will we ever show up that dog? Now, the snickering pup's laughter will haunt us... forever.
It's the classic Duck Hunt NES box art on an appropriately-black 100% cotton t-shirt. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Shooting the dog will end the bonus round. Imported.