That night when you're rolling well, when the dice are with you, when everything's going your way... those games are great. Better if it's going that way for the whole adventuring party. And stellar if somebody remembered that can of Rotel Diced Tomatoes and Green Chilies for the queso. But you know where your war stories come from? The failures. The really epic, spectacular failures. The ones that years down the road you regale friends with, the sharing of which inevitably ends in the sentence, I guess you had to be there. Which is ironic, considering you really weren't there either.
A red d20 with an ominous 1 on displayed over top of the words Crit Happens in white ink on this black, 100% cotton t-shirt.