You're an amazing rainbow unicorn. All the time. Not just when you wear this hoodie. But especially when you wear this hoodie, that's what you are. From the bottom of the rainbow zipper up to the tippy top of the unicorn horn, and everything in between (the rainbow edging on the pockets, the rainbow drawstring, the stripe of rainbow mane down the back of the hood, and the pointy little unicorn ears on top), you're 100% pure rainbow unicorn goodness.
Wearing the hoodie isn't what makes it so (everyone knows that true unicornness lives inside your heart, duh)... but it will let other people know what an awesome rainbow unicorn you are, so you should let your inner unicorn come out! By wearing this hoodie, because letting your inner unicorn out by other means could be painful and messy. Rainbow hoodies are our preferred method of unicorn expression.