Wait, why does Louise wear pink rabbit ears all the time? Okay, so she's a cartoon character (duh), and thus her outfit never changes. We figured that part out for ourselves, so thanks for pointing it out in your head before we could get there, genius. But why pink rabbit ears in particular? The show never offers an explanation (not even that time when Logan straight-up stole the hat), but of course, redditors over on /r/FanTheories have a few, well, fan theories.
Whether you're trying to cover up big ears, you think you look too much like Lynda, or you just want to pull off a stellar Louise cosplay, you'll be needing your own pink bunny ear hat. And this is just the one you need: it's designed to look just like Louise's with the extra strings hanging from the earflaps and wire in the bunny ears to keep them up. Put on a green dress, grab your Kuchi Kopi, and you're ready to get scheming.