Rated 1 out of 10 by shinryuk naughty bear not so naughty
Naughty bears story line is the best thing about your are naughty bear and u do naughty things to other bears who seem to not like u and outcast u from a birthday and so u get payback .Thats where the fun ends game play is so repetative doing same thing with a slight twist every episode .online play is diffrent u play vs 3 other players and eiither kill or do an objective .this can be fun if u can get in to a game about 1 out of 5 try and u may get in to a match (rough estamaite) .the controls are very simple easy to pick up and play but u will get very angry when u try to scare or kill some one when the indacated sound plays and the button doesnt show then u get spotted and have to go back and hide. Over all this game can be fun for an hour or 2 at max simple and esay and has a great plot base but its arcade like gameplay glitchy interface and poor graphics make this game simpley boring
Rated 6 out of 10 by shane764 Could of been better.
Naughty Bear is about a bear that hasn't been invited to a birthday party, so Naughty decides to take take revenge on all of the bears on the island, Perfection. As you can tell the story isn't the games strong point... but anyway you take revenge in some pretty funny and interesting ways such as, stuffing a bear in a refrigerator, shoving a bone down their throat, stabbing one in the head multiple times, and snapping their neck (just to name a few!) You are most likely thinking, "What a goorey game!" well not so fast, your killing teddy bears so in place of blood you get stuffing or "fluf" as the game calls it. Lots of the deaths are ruined by the wonky camera, the camera is like watching "The Bair Witch Project" or "Paranormal Activity" Another problem is that sometimes bears walk through doors walls and there's a bunch of other bugs and glitches. Also the gameplay gets old after the first few levels you pretty much do the same thing over and over, but with a harder difficulty as you progress. It's fun, but in small doses. You should definatly rent it before you buy it I hope this helped!
Rated 0 out of 10 by The person who wrote this I love Dark Humor but Even I Think its too much
Don't get me wrong I LOVE dark hurmor... but this seems.....Like its going a bit to 5ar. This should be rated M. not T. I personally thought this would be a down right funny game but when I looked at it I was sorta...Backing away. Maybe if it was something OTHER then teddy bears. I wont lie to you I was trying not to laugh at a few things but other things just seemed sick...Scarying little teddy bears? I mean c'mon. I play violent games but...Teddy bears? I know I keep saying teddy bears but I mean...Really....TEDDY BEARS. Cute. Little. fuzzy. Bears! Maybe they could tone it down a bit....Like...not teddy bears! I can easily see someone I know playing this but I personally could never do it. If you want this game really badly...Then...I supose you could get it...But think about it. The queen of dark hurmor doesn't even like it! (thats me haha)
Rated 6 out of 10 by Mask211 naughty bear
Naughty Bear wasa fun game when it started out. The idea of killing stuff bears and seeing there stuffing fly out as u stabed/whacked them. So many different ways to kill them easy to change it up and not repeat the same kill over and over. the game goes by chapter and five different play mode per chapter. Points do matter to a certain effect cause it helps unlock the lvls and hats faster. The hats you get for passing certain missions and with a high score on the first mission of every chapter you can unlock an extra one. Each hats has there own stats and there own power ups in a way to call them to change the play style of the game. Over all its a fun game to but after awhile i was getting a tad bored with the missions and even with the achievments i was already trying to get the game over with.
Rated 10 out of 10 by rebelzkid11 Naughty Bear
This looked awesome and it is awesome. You play as a bear and then you kill other bears. If you dont like killing gamed then DON;T GET THIS GAME!!! Thats all it its but its fun. My friends agree with my review and I hope you agree with it. So it is action, adventure, violence, and just plain on fun. Its for teens like me and not for kids. So dont get you kids one. The only thing I did not like was multiplayer but xbox live was super fun because you can kill anybody you see even your friends so you want more fun, get xbox live for it. I don't know if its the same for other systems but I played it on Xbox 360 and its funny and fun at the same time. So if you ever get it, you should have fun playing and killing your friends on live. Thanks for reading this and I hope you injoy it like I do.
Rated 4 out of 10 by GunnerRecall give it a chance
though my above review was all but sound for a game i am now recommending, it is true. the game itself deserves a fair 5 or 6, but i wouldnt give it anything less. in the beginning, i found myself wanting to turn my xbox off more so than i even wanted to play any other game. so yes, ill admit it takes a bit of getting used to, but once you get those first few achievements you start to realize the game is truly not so bad. i am currently on mission 3. there is virtually no story and the game is overall a fairly short one if you stick strictly to the story levels, but there are numerous challenges to keep you coming back. this game is more so about stealth and suprising the enemy than simply killing them, as scaring is where the points really are. *SPOILER* driving a bear insane ends up turning their hand toward themselves which, in one level, tasks you to kill 4 ninja bears by doing so for an achievement, which in the end is very rewarding and all around a great time *END SPOILER*. if you can rent it, try it out. i wont say youll love it, or even like it for that matter, but it is worth a play through. its more of an arcade game than any game worth $50 but you be the judge, this is just what i think.
Rated 5 out of 10 by rebelzkid11 Naughty Bear
Ok, I thought naughty bear was going to be a fun and exciting game, but its not. All you do is go around throwing bears in stuff and kill bears. If you are a person that hates blood and creatures, then this is the game for you. I was about to buy it NEW but I waited for it PRE-OWNED and Im happy i did get it PRE-OWNED because I got my money back for it. The story line is that you dont get invited for a birthday party so you kill the bears because your mad. If you bought it NEW, I am sorry that you lost $***** a the game. It is very boring after a while just because you are stuck on a island and kill other bears. So I was excited about this game but now im not, it sucked to me. So if you want a game that is none violent (besides the killing part), then get this game.
Rated 10 out of 10 by toughman55 best game ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and super funny.
this game is the coolest ever! the story line is of your a teddy bear named naghty bear and he wasn't invited to chubby's birthday party! so he gets mad and becomes a killer teddy bear! so you go around killing other bears! this game is super funny for the whole family! (but if you have a little brother or sister and they love teddy bears don't show them this game!) the weapons are a sword,two different kinds of axes,a magnum,and bear traps! you can kill bears from them hiding,in the boat,and in the car! (you can't drive boats or cars though! and there is also cop bears! the controls are very easy and you learn them very quickly! and you also have a challenge on every mission!
Rated 8 out of 10 by CoreLikesRPGs Lulz
This game is funny. The graphics are cartoonish which may not appeal to everyone. The controls are fluid and responsive, although when you first start, you'll have to read the instructions because the only tutorial your gonna get is the loading screen. The sound is good too. Theres the narrator with and odd english accent and the bears only mumble and scream. But this game is too fun and funny. You can set up many different ways to torture and kill the other bears and it's entertaining. About 6-7 episodes and in each episode you have the main level and then you got the side challenges which are just as fun as the regular game. There is multiplayer but I have yet to play it. 2-4 players sounds fun :D. Although the story is nowhere, your just a bear who got uninvited to a party and now is trying to kill the other bears. That was not a spoiler. But overall it's a very fun and entertaing game. Almost a party game if you ask me. It's hard in the sense that some episodes have challenging challenges and such. There are a variety of weapons, traps and other creative ways of death. You can scare the bears and make them commit suicide. So much fun. Some of the challenges include, Insanity, Speed Run, and a bunch of other goodies. So pick it up. But I wouldn't recommend a rental, buy it because there's alot to do.
Rated 2 out of 10 by XdschX Good Game, Poorly Executed
Naughty Bear has a good concept, although the outcome is not very well done. The game is high in repetition. Just about every challenge you play is to kill all the bears in slighty various ways. The graphics are not too bad but they are very cartoonish. The camera often gets in the way and sometimes you can't even see what you are doing. A couple of times while I was playing my character model froze but none of the other bears did, nor did the sound. The soundtrack is full of happy tunes to go along with your adventure. The narrating is not bad either. The story begins because you were not invited to a party and so your conscience (a very convincing british guy) tells you that you should take revenge by killing them all. As time goes on you eventually go through different situations where you kill the party attendents. The game is also glitchy at times. I played two games in the multiplayer section, it was very fun, until it kicked me out. Everytime since then I have tryed to play the multiplayer and it connects to the other players only to find out, 5 seconds later, that it would lose connection. I think that they could have made a great game if they would've spent more time on the game and the way it runs. The game is just too glitchy and repetitive for my taste and quite possibly for many others.