Lollipop Chainsaw
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Short Game - You won't suffer too Long
This hack n' slash game hit a new zone of WEIRD. There are so many uncalled-for jokes, phrases, and excessive swearing. Normally that sounds "fun", but not when it IS THE EXACT SAME SAYING OVER AND OVER AND OVER! The standard dialogue is EXTREMELY REPETITIVE. I swear there's only like 8 different 'catch phrases' and there is like only two different ones per level. It's just the same sayings on and on. There are some dirty jokes and happenings that will make you smirk, but not when you hear it so many times. The storyline is pretty bad. You know the purpose and the goal to save the town from zombies, but it's just blah. All you know you're gonna do is just go kill a bunch odd-talking, swearing zombies every stage (a 'level' in this game). Gameplay is okay at best. The combat is not very fluent. You buy combos in this game, but they aren't really just simple to pull off. You have to like mash the buttons in order really quickly without a zombie touching you, and even if you do pull it off, you can't really aim your attack, so a heck of a lot of them miss the group you wanted to hit. Zombies have quite a bit of health in this game. You can be in the middle of a group of zombies and do some kind of swirly attack and seem to destroy them, but hardly any of them are hardly hurt on the first attack. They either come right back or become crawlers to bite at your ankles, then you can finish them off. Each stage is literally almost the same thing. You fight a bunch of zombies almost the exact same way, but in different areas. The only thing different really is what combos you use and there is a "chainsaw blaster" gun that works out okay. You saw open doors and through pipes or cars to make a clearing. There's sometimes a kind of mini-game thing during a stage which are kinda fun, but only last like 5 minutes. These are part of the main story, not a side task. Anyway, then eventually you find your boss. They're all crazy, annoying, instrument-playing, wackjob zombies. They each have a different tactic to kill, but they have multiple lives basically, they have slightly different methods each form they have, but the principle is still the same, just mash the buttons. I believe there is a prologue, and 6 stages to the whole game. On my first playthrough, and probably my only playthrough I will do, the game took maybe 6-7 hours. The game is VERY SHORT and if you rush it you can probably get the whole game done in 3-4 hours. Also, I only got like 290 Gamerscore from achievements on the first run. Achievements will probably take a lot of time in this game if you plan on getting a lot of them. Anyway, after you finish the game the only thing you can do is go back and replay missions for higher scores for the leaderboards and achievement hunting. FINAL VERDICT: This is a very weird, extremely repetitive, short Hack N' Slash game with okay gameplay, but has a lot of short loading screens and some button fluency flaws when you click.
5/26/13
Lot's of fun, but You have to make it last!
It was a great game full of funny puns, and zombie killing. It also had a comedic story that was fairly good. It just didn't have much to do after you beat it. Plus you would have to take breaks, for it does get boring. Overall it was a great game. I wouldn't buy t for more than $30 though.
1/7/13
Better Played than Looking on Youtube
Ok, this game is way better than what the reviews and people on youtube playing this. This game was made by the people who made No More Heroes which is a excellent game. This game is all about a zombie infection attack a local H.S. and you play a julie, a zombie hunter who hunt zombie for a living. After seeing her boyfriend risk his life to save julie, he is almost zombifed but is save by her using some magic. The game takes place as stopping the top 4 zombie leaders plus the big boss killabilly at the end (king of all zombie) from taking over the world. The gameplay is similar to no more heroes, a hack n slash. Graphic is HD and is a little simliar to Batman Arkham Asylam animation. Soundtrack is good to listen to. Length of the story is 1-3 days top. I recoomend this game to any one who like zombies, action, girls, etc.
12/16/12
not a good zombie game
i would never recomend this game . i ussally love zombie games but this one makes all of us look like we are playing it becuase you are a girl in game.if you like zombies stick to black ops world at war or left for dead
11/20/12
IT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is a cool game for girl gamers .The killer cheerleader is girly but the flesh eating zombies thats hardcore so mostly this game is a girly hardcore kind of game.So if you are a girl looking for a bloody/gory game with a girly theme then this is your game.
10/29/12
The Dumbest Game I Have Ever Played In My Life
This game is the stupidest most moronic game I ever saw in my life, I thought it was a good game and I started playing it absolutely horrible. Everything about it suck. If this is an attempt to get girl games give me a break, glad I got it used will be getting a full refund.
10/14/12
ADVICE 4 BUYERS
Buying New: THERE IS A CODE that is required to be put in due to violent content. Buying Used: Buyers will be rquired to go online to go step by step on how to re-enter a new family code. Employees of Gamestop this is important to know, before selling to underage buyers.
10/13/12
AWESOME GAME!!! :3
If you have a short attention span this game would be perfect rather than one of those long games where you can forget what you're doing if you haven't played in awhile. The game is a little short for 60 dollars but do get it if there's a sale!! :3 and of course a game is going to get boring if you constantly play it, like call of duty sometimes you need to take a break and try out other games
9/10/12
its not a bad game
i finish this game in 5 days when my sister first buy it. i did had trouble a little of the ending but i never give up beating the game. my first time beating a hard game. only one boss was hard to kill was at the ending.
8/27/12
Better than I expected.
At first glance you would think this game is a colorful zombie game made by a thirteen year-old boy... Which isn't far off, due to it's immature humor, skimpy cheerleader protagonist, and zombie gore. However, Lollipop Chainsaw is a well-designed game with an over the top sense of humor, surprisingly smooth combat system, and halfway decent story. I picked this game up as something to play around on until Darksiders II and Sleeping Dogs but ended up spending more than my fair share of time searching for collectibles, trying to beat high scores, and having a really fun time re-playing it. I would definitely recommend it if your looking for a fun game to spend plenty of time with. P.S. I should probably tell you to brace yourself because this game isn't exactly "family friendly"
8/6/12