Duke Nukem Forever
Old Gamer Hanging on Thanks to Duke
Many of nights letting the dial-up modem run all night to d/l a new map just so I could spend then next entire night blasting my friend and ridiculing him with my custom remote ridicules. Oh yes, Hail to the King Baby! Long overdue! I can't wait. "I want my Fathead Duke Nukem." At 43 my wife may not appreciate it on the wall over the bed. Ah, come on....shake it baby!
DNF is stuck in the 90's
Duke Nukem Forever is an average game, a lot of people expected a lot from this, and some will be dissapointed. I personally thought the game was decent, there were frustrating moments yet still satisfying. the game plays much like an old school shooters and tries to add a modern twist that fails to achieve. If you are a COD fan i don't recommend this game to you, but, if you are a Duke Fan, then by all means pick it up. But i warn you this isn't Duke Nukem 3D. I appreciate what Gearbox did and i congratulate them for releasing a game that was once thought unshipable . But with games like COD and other blockbusters, it can't hold up. There is multiplayer, and it's fun but it will soon fade away on it's own. Welcome back Duke, you are still an icon, but now it's time to reclaim your throne with Duke Nukem 5.(hinted at the end)
feels like its just around the corner
Duke Nukem:forever feels like its almost around the corener.i can't wait to play it,my mind is saying could this be a big hit for gearbox.well just have to wait and see for are self on June 14,2011.
Tasteless, yet brilliant
Duke Nukem is a steroid popping, beer chugging, disrespectful, ego-maniacal D-bag who just can't pass up an opportunity to use another cheesy one liner, but that's what makes him Duke. Duke Nukem Forever is a shooter that downright refuses to take itself seriously, which leads to a few legitimate laughs. Duke has an arsenal of pistols, shotguns, alien laser rifles and the occasional turret gun at his disposal, yet the ultimate weapon is steroids. Popping a bottle of these performance enhancing pills will give Duke a full ego boost and will temporarily allow him to literally punch his enemies to pieces. The game is fun, plain and simple. From interactive pinball games, to shrinking to toy size, to "jokes" so bad, you can't help but chuckle, this game is the balls
Not sure why its gets so much hate.
Sure, Duke Nukem Forever isn't the greatest game or first person-shooter around, but it wasn't trying to be. DNF is a hilarious game that will probably have you wondering how the developers came up with some of that stuff. The controls are actually pretty good(excluding driving the RC car with the remote) its just that sometimes the level design can make them seem poor. Speaking of level design although the environments are fun and varied from the Duke Cave to a Strip Club to Under the Sea the levels can sometimes be poorly designed a require some platforming that can be tricky to pull off in a first person shooter. Online is actually pretty fun with some of the crazy weapons and oddly-named maps like Morningwood. There are actually quite a few texture pop-ins that occur in this game but I personally don't mind but it might be bothersome to some people. Overall, this is a fun game with a great sense of humor but does get annoying when it comes to all the platforming. Oh yeah, and for online I recommend the freeze ray.
Don't believe the haters
Ever since Duke Nukem Forever came out, it has been getting wrongfully bashed repeatedly by reviewers. This is mainly due to the games "horrible" graphics. I'd like to point out that the only problem I had with the graphics is it was twitchy at times but the game still looks good. Also, DNF was originally made solely for PC and not console. When Gearbox picked it up, it was already finished and just needed a few more adjustments and they rushed the console ports. Remember Dragon Age Origins? DAO was a game that was made for PC but was ported to consoles, had mediocre graphics but was still a good game. Another problem people seem to have with DNF is the fact that its a TRUE Duke Nukem game. This isn't Halo or Call of Duty or Battlefield so if you use any of those games as your standards for FPS games then of course you won't like DNF. It's not a perfect game but it is still better than people are giving it credit for and I can't wait for the sequel (which was hinted at in the end).
Can't wait! Not your Call of Duty
Alot of reviews about this game complain because it isn't the new "Call Of Duty" And thats why so many people are not going to like this game. Now don't get me wrong I do like call of duty but I could use a break from the same old thing and thats what Duke Nukem is. Big deal about the graphics I can live with out the best graphics because its about the gameplay not what it looks like. Also I heard the load time is really long, big deal, lots of games used to be like that and all games get like that after they have been well-played. The jokes are part of who Duke Nukem is and that what makes it a Duke Nukem game. This game isn't for kids but like they say, If the ESRB box doesn't have a paragraph in it its just not Duke. If you enjoy games that aren't like COD or Halo, or would just like a break from those games, or enjoyed "Serious Sam" I'm sure this game will be great for you. And now "Its time to kick A*s and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum."
It's a decent game.
First things first. This game was in development you know what. It was near finished years ago but 3d Realms went under. Thats how gearbox came into the picture, finishing the game up & releasing it years later to the public making it receive a ridiculous amount of hate. Second, this is no modern shooter. Its basically a corridor shooter & probably would've been more acceptable around '03-'06. But that doesn't make it terrible. It can still be enjoyable. Some levels were really fun in the middle of the game but the mediocre beginning & end levels really brought it down for me. Finally, this isn't Duke Nukem 3D. Not at all. It's nowhere near as fun. But it's still fun & Dukes still got his 80's charm, unless that's not your thing. But all I have to say is it's fun, it's worth playing once mabye, multiplayer is a no go believe me, it isnt the Duke Match I remember playing. But try it out if your a Duke fan or someone that enjoys old school shooters over the modern day ones like myself.
Finally Duke has returned!!!
Finally, Duke Nukem Forever has been released after 12 long years of waiting. This game is what I would expect out of a Duke Nukem game. From his one liners, to girls, to kicking aliens where the sun don't shine. While the game does has its flaws (what game doesn't) they don't deter from the experience. The gameplay is solid and the graphics, while appear a little bit dated, don't disappoint.
Don't go looking for the next COD or Halo because you won't find it here. This game is all about having fun and blowing up things while doing it. This game is a lot of fun and has some good solid action. I recommend it to anyone that has been a fan of Duke Nukem and even those who are wondering what he is all about. This game is all about having fun, which I think it delivers. Again, don't go in to this game thinking it's the next COD or Halo, beause you will be disappointed if you do. Go in with the mindset of just having fun.
I would not pay 60 bucks for this
Being an old-school Duke Nukem fan had saddened me to play this piece of trash,i bought it used and returned it within 48 hours with a frown on my face,this game in all retrospect is a poor version of halo with the same health and weapon systems,its graphics were poor with no excuse,most the gameplay enviroments looked bad,there was a few laughs and unexpected things here and there but they did it in an abused way that after awhile just wasnt funny,the actual first 15 minutes(just like the first demo)was actually the best part of the game sadly with all the rest of the game going downhill from there,i will personally say that the original Duke Nukem 3D is in every way better then this,even graphics wise based on the technology they had back then,while i appluad gearbox for trying to revive the series to many things leave the game with a sour mouth in my taste,i would not recommend buying this game for over 20 dollars just rent to beat it and return it.