OUYA Game System (GameStop Premium Refurbished)
It's so terrible, it made me better
This is not the cat's meow. PUNS! Working full time as a genius is hard work, and as I develop Java games for handheld mobile handheld mobile devices, I expected nothing but the best. And, that's what I wanted get. But, I didn't. I got Ouya.
The benefit of this... thing, is that it made me hone my craft to a razor point. Now my java apps will run on anything with laxative smoothness because they can run on Ouya. I recommend this as the beta test module for any game dev. If it can work on this pile of garbage it will work on anything.