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Portal 2 Unisex Lounge Pants Turret - 2X by ThinkGeek



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  • Platform: Collectibles
  • Publisher: ThinkGeek
  • Developer: ThinkGeek
  • Category: Collectibles

Product Details:

Science! Scientific experimentation brought us breakthrough discoveries like penicillin, x-rays, and mantis men. As you know, we're always busy doing science here at Aperture Laboratories, and sometimes the science gets so hot it conflagrates! That's right. You don't have to be a liar to have your pants on fire here at Aperture Labs. We would like to remind everyone that emergency fire blankets and extinguishers are located right next to the eye-wash station in every lab. If there is one. We're renovating many labs and making them better, so your lab might not have emergency equipment at the moment. But when it does, it'll be 10 times more awesome than before. Just you wait. Until then, HR advises that you contain your being-on-fire to non-renovated laboratories. Thanks.

These Portal 2 Unisex Lounge Pants are Aperture-approved. Choose the ones with the Aperture Logo or the Turret Graphic down the leg. Elastic waistband with drawstring allows for excessive consumption, because we've heard there will be cake.

Product Specifications  

  • Portal 2 Unisex Lounge Pants
  • Officially-licensed Portal 2 merchandise
  • A ThinkGeek creation & exclusive
  • Choose Aperture Logo or Turret Graphic
  • Elastic waistband (more...)

    Important Information:

    This item is only available on GameStop.com and our stores are unable to issue a refund. Please do not return this item to your local GameStop store. To return this product please refer to the instructions included on the packing slip that will be shipped with this item.