| Visit The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned, where the Jakobs
Corporation would like to invite you to experience the splendor
of a corporate owned small town known as Jakobs Cove. Any
rumors you may have heard about the “undead” walking our
streets are completely preposterous and we officially deny
them all. If those rumors turn out to be true simply purchase a
firearm from the conveniently located Jakobs Brand Vending
Machines and aim for the head. Also, would you mind saving
our employees? (Non-union only please)
Are you god’s gift to gun fights? Think you’re the best?
Wanna prove it? Then help us celebrate the grand opening
of Marcus Bank (a subsidiary of Marcus Corp) by killing
hundreds and hundreds of people in Mad Moxxi’s Underdome
Riot, the only competitive arena around where your next of
kin can be assured that you’re coming back famous…or
not at all. (All proceeds are kept by us) |
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